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[ Post edited by cabrito at 15-2-2019 12:44 PM ]\n\n1)Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.Doctor: Next please! .-2)Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.""You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.-3)Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

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